- “Hurry up! We’re late for camp pick-up again!”
- “When can I be done with learning time?”
- “Penis is just a body part. It’s not that funny!”
- “Can I have a playdate/sleepover? Please, please, please, please!!”
- “What would you like for breakfast?” followed by V, the five year old saying, “What do we have?” every damn day! BTW, the answer is, the same things we’ve had every day for the last five years!!
- “Everyone go watch The Magic School Bus and don’t talk to me for ten minutes!”
- “Close the screen door! You’re letting in all the flies!”
- “You guys are killing me!” followed by B, the 7 year old saying, “No we’re not literally killing you, mom.” Pipe down, smart ass!
- “You have to at least put on some underwear!”
- “Why must you wake up at 5:00 am every summer day, but struggle to get up by 6:30 every school day??! GO BACK TO BED!
Can anyone relate to these? What are your most commonly heard phrases right now? I feel like my kids have been home for months, not just weeks. This is why we need a schedule! As I type this, the big two are actually playing school peacefully! B is giving V a spelling test. He just had her spell the word penis. I’m picking my battles.
🙂 Erin
YES!! omg, number 3! And 8! And 10!!